February 19

40+ Funny Joke Memes

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1. My sister and I often laugh about how competitive we are.

But I laugh more.

The teacher shouted at me for something I didnt do. What was it My homework

2. The teacher shouted at me for something I didn’t do. What was it?

My homework.

What do you call an ant that wont go away Perman ant

3. What do you call an ant that won’t go away?

Perman-ant

What treat is never on time Choco late

4. What treat is never on time?

Choco-late

Why were the cornflakes scared of the man Because he was a cereal killer

5. Why were the cornflakes scared of the man?

Because he was a cereal killer.

What did the dad chimney say to the little chimney Youre too young to smoke

6. What did the dad chimney say to the little chimney?

You’re too young to smoke.

Why was six scared of seven Because seven ate nine

7. Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

How do you count cows With a cowculator

8. How do you count cows?

With a cowculator.

What do rabbits say before they eat Lettuce pray

9. What do rabbits say before they eat?

Lettuce pray.

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses

10. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

What did the tree say to the flower Im rooting for you

11. What did the tree say to the flower?

“I’m rooting for you.”

What starts with a P ends with an E and has ten thousand letters in it A post office

12. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has ten thousand letters in it?

A post office.

What kind of math do birds like Owlgebra

13. What kind of math do birds like?

Owlgebra

Where do horses live In neighhhh borhoods

14. Where do horses live?

In neighhhh-borhoods!

What did the mayo say when the refrigerator door opened Close the door Im dressing

15. What did the mayo say when the refrigerator door opened?

“Close the door! I’m dressing!”

Why dont ants get sick Because they have little anty bodies

16. Why don’t ants get sick?

Because they have little anty bodies.

Why do giraffes have long necks Because they have stinky feet

17. Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because they have stinky feet!

What are twins favorite fruit Pears

18. What are twins favorite fruit?

Pears

What is a pretzels favorite dance The Twist

19. What is a pretzel’s favorite dance?

The Twist!

What do you give to a sick lemon Lemon aid

20. What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid

Why was the cucumber mad Because it was in a pickle

21. Why was the cucumber mad?

Because it was in a pickle.

What did the burger name her daughter Patty

22. What did the burger name her daughter?

Patty!

Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter Im not telling you. You might spread it

23. Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?

I’m not telling you. You might spread it!

Where does a snowman keep his money In a snow bank

24. Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank.

What do Snowmen call their offspring Chill dren

25. What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren

What falls but never hurts itself Snow

26. What falls but never hurts itself?

Snow!

How does an Eskimo stick his house together With igloo

27. How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!

What do you call a Cow with a twitch Beef Jerky

28. What do you call a Cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky!

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs Because the cow has the udder

29. Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

Whats it called when a Cameleon cant change its colors anymore A Reptile Dysfunction

30. What’s it called when a Cameleon can’t change its colors anymore?

A Reptile Dysfunction

What do you call a sleepwalking Nun A Roamin Catholic

31. What do you call a sleepwalking Nun?

A Roamin’ Catholic!

A guy pulled my tit How dairy

32. A guy pulled my tit!

How dairy!

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account Prime mates

33. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Prime mates.

Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog He wanted to get a long little doggy

34. Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles

35. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles!

I started a band called 999 Megabytes. Still havent gotten a gig

36. I started a band called 999 Megabytes.

Still haven’t gotten a gig.

Somebody just threw a handful of Omega 3 tablets at me Its OK though I only suffered super fish oil injuries

37. Somebody just threw a handful of Omega 3 tablets at me.

It’s OK though, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

Why is Dark spelled with a K and not a C Because you cant C in the dark

38. Why is “Dark” spelled with a K, and not a C?

Because you can’t C in the dark.

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather A shoe

39. What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe.

I love you from my head To ma toes

40. I love you from my head…

To-ma-toes

Why wouldnt the monster eat the clown Because he suspected it would taste funny.

41. Why wouldn’t the monster eat the clown?

Because he suspected it would taste funny.


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